"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Since 30-40k eh?

A brand new s2000 CR. That's a good list Michele.
And Sir-M, I'm surprised nobody here is criticizing your friend based on the fact that he's basing the critique of a car, on how many girls it can pull. I wouldn't be surprised if he got w/e car he got, sports car or truck, was in automatic.
 

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Sir-M said:
Thanks for the list of Pocket Rockets mate... whilst those call in their fair amout of girls.. i think they are too small to get laid in one.. except for the WRX.. it has a generous back seat
if you think that way, you're obviously a tool. when i'm buying a car, the first thing i'm thinking about is NOT making my goal to get laid in it, i have other goals. mate.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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IF your going to get a car JUST to get laid or look good in DONT get any car that Michale posted.....because they are more car then you can handle and you wouldnt know what or how to drive the car to it's limits.

I think IF you want a performance car then get one that he posted but other then that just get something you think looks good and trick it out with rims or some gaudy accessories and a big heavy speaker system.

But as for me I am going to get an Evo X and mod it for more engine gains instead of accessories....always funny to see rims and car systems on sh1tty cars.
 

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Those drive around where I live. I cannot emphasize this enough: You cannot look cool in one of those. Even Rambo would look like a sissy in a Smart. Just like that hidious Toyota Prius, you just look like you're trying too hard. "I'M SAVIGN TEH ENVIROMENT LOOK @ ME! WEEEEEEE!!!"

The only chicks you'll attract with those are hippies, and they don't shave (even not their armpits).
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Here you go.

http://www.smartcarofamerica.com/

When gas hits $12/gallon you'll thank me.
.... Um... Rollo.. when gas hits $12/gallon.. id rather be riding a bicycle.. donate those cars to pizza delivery dudes, or to some AFCs. they might get laid by some green peace chicks..



Michele said:
if you think that way, you're obviously a tool. when i'm buying a car, the first thing i'm thinking about is NOT making my goal to get laid in it, i have other goals. mate.
... i Doubt anyone makes it a goal to get laid in his car when he buys it... i dont even think about getting laid when i buy a Bed.. but things happen. so its nice to have a comfy bed and a comfy backseat.. lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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