carribean

[dice]

ok so im basically trading in my life as a DJ for about a year to visit the caribbean while working on various boats for many months, possibly ruining any chance of sex for a long time, but anyways im just curious if anyone has been there and what there thoughts were

 

[Create Reality]

Why would working on boats ruin your sex life?

It's always hot. You'll sweat, alot, so make sure to keep hydrated. Good luck!

 

[Stud]

i dont understand, will you be servicing the boat, or will you be an inhabitant of the boat while its at sea?

 

[dice]

ill be working on the boat while its at sea while it sails back and forth from florida to the caribbean, and you DO get some time to yourself in the caribbean, i dont even know why i made this thread really i guess cuz im nervous about the huge lifestyle change and constantly thinking over my decision

 

[familyguyfan]

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
This is probably the dumbest thing I've read all week!

Haha you are so confused man... You know how many hot girls are in the Carribbean?!?!?

Yeah, just pick up girls while you're docked.

 

[Don Pablo]

Enjoy the port hookers!

 

[PRMoon]

Seriously, between the locals in both florida and the islands you should be up to you neck in hot p*ssy and that's not including the hot tourist girls who go there for spring break and what not. count your blessings man, I'm thinkin about moving to florida from vegas for those exact reasons.

 

[dice]

just watched pirates of the caribbean and i feel a little better

 

[Bible_Belt]

I have spent some time in the islands, mon. It be irie, lol. You drink rum or the local beer, which is always better than American beer. They dance all the time, to "whine" is to grind your hips dancing. Always end a conversation with "ok." The men talk a lot of ****, but are not really that violent. Beggars will get aggressive, but be an Alpha male and they will look for easier prey. Everyone smokes pot. You will probably be ok buying and smoking it, unless you are in Mexico, which loves its corrupt sting ops. Do not under any circumstances try to smuggle weed back into to the US. Buy your own snorkel gear before you go. Kickboards are great if you don't swim well. Sneak a bottle onto the cruise ship to save $. Don't wear shiny jewelry or brightly contrasted swimwear in the ocean - it attracts sharks and barracuda. And wear a condom when you hook up, people are promiscuous and stds are rampant.

 

[dice]

Okay ive decided im definately going, anyone else have anymore information about the caribean or florida from a DJ standpoint

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Originally posted by dice
just watched pirates of the caribbean and i feel a little better

I think it's important to base your feelings about life-changing events on Johnny Depp movies.

 

[ThreeStorms]

Whatever you do, watch out for the ghost pirates!! Or are they pirate ghosts?

 

[dice]

i just needed to bump my thread but thx for ur advice mr poopy pants