"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Career Possibilities

Epic

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I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do and I was wondering if you guys have any ideas for careers. I either want something that's fun to do, maybe dangerous, or something that makes a lot of money but is still a little bit interesting. I took two semesters of Computer Science courses, but it wasn't interesting enough for me. I've been thinking about this a lot, so through out anything. What careers did you guys find interesting and/or promising?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Skel

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If I could do it all over again I would most likely have joined the air force or army.
 
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