"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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bud_2005

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Everyone keeps pushing the low carbs diet on here. So should I not eat sandwiches because that is my main packed lunch meal because I don't got too many other options. Bread has carbs in it. An apple has 30 carbs in it shold i not eat those either. How many carbs can I have?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX

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Just make sure its not white bread and you'll be alright.
 

Throttle

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nonsense... the insulin response to wheat bread is the same as white bread. the sheer volume of starch overwhelms whatever fiber is present.

bud>> as with everything else it depends on your goals. cutting carbs is appropriate for anyone trying to lose bodyfat, but it needs to be part of an overall plan of eating, not just "to sandwich or not to sandwich"
 
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