"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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well today at the gym i saw a rather interesting species of the genus human

there was a guy who had no neck...i mean its like he is stuck doing permanent barbell shruggs lol his legs were standard chicken legs,neck was invisible
and his head was like glued to his body

i'm just curious to know has anybody encountered this species so far?
and what exactly causes this "no-neck syndrome"

im laughing my ass off remembering the guy, so i don't wanna end up like him
any ideas?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ive spent a lot of time hitting my vaporizer in the golds gym parking lot, you see these type of guys all day long. huge upper bodies and legs that have been completely neglected. big overdeveloped traps and shoulders from the steroids they take, and dont even bother with the legs. its pathetic as ****. the worst one ever was some guy i saw at a different gym who from the waist up looked like Bautista from the WWE, and he had the most ridiculous stick legs ever.
 
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