Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Captain no-necks

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well today at the gym i saw a rather interesting species of the genus human

there was a guy who had no neck...i mean its like he is stuck doing permanent barbell shruggs lol his legs were standard chicken legs,neck was invisible
and his head was like glued to his body

i'm just curious to know has anybody encountered this species so far?
and what exactly causes this "no-neck syndrome"

im laughing my ass off remembering the guy, so i don't wanna end up like him
any ideas?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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foreverAFC

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ive spent a lot of time hitting my vaporizer in the golds gym parking lot, you see these type of guys all day long. huge upper bodies and legs that have been completely neglected. big overdeveloped traps and shoulders from the steroids they take, and dont even bother with the legs. its pathetic as ****. the worst one ever was some guy i saw at a different gym who from the waist up looked like Bautista from the WWE, and he had the most ridiculous stick legs ever.
 
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