"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Captain hook

DonkeyPunch

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This is somewhat embarrassing, but it's what im here for so here we go:... I have a personal problem and I hope im not the only one. I haven't been with many women so it may be only their reaction and not all womens'. Every time I'm getting into the groove with a chick, I always get the WTF reaction usually followed by a smirk or giggle or two. I'm not talking about the "that's cute" giggle. I mean the "OMG what is wrong with you" kind. It's all bc once they get a look at my penis, they realize it's bent like a hook so to speak. One girl even called me Captain Hook! It's not like im unusually small or have bad performance. I've just been cursed with an unnatural curve from hell. Does anyone else suffer from the same problem as me or is there anything i can do to "straighten out"? I even have trouble masturbating sometimes. PLEASE HELP ME!!:(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I read an article about this in men's health awhile ago... You could have what is called Peyronie's disease. Which essentially is plaque and calcium buildup within the shaft of the penis, causing it to curve during erection.. It can be related to natural causes or be as serious as a type of auto-immune disease.

Do you find intercourse painful? Was it an acute sudden onset, or have you always had this? Have you experienced any trauma to your penis? Are you on any medication?

I would talk to your doctor to rule out anything bad. There are a few options doctors have, both surgical and non surgical. Don't feel embarrassed talking openly with your doc, a lot of guys have some sort of curvature to their penis...I heard some broads even like it. :)

Good luck man
 

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If it curves just right it will hit the elusive "G-Spot" with EXPLOSIVE results.

Tons of guys have a curve. Go see your doctor.
 

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Thanks for the advice guys. I made a doc app. I sure hope everything turns out ok. I'll let you know.
 
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