Can't take women and life seriously anymore.

[englishman]

I just feel like I see through all the BS nowadays. I met a chick last night and told her I was an artist and that I'd draw her portrait on a beer mat, so I drew a stick girl with beady eyes and fangs and gave it to her.
Then I was dancing with another and told her she looked like a cop, which pissed her off so I said maybe not a cop but a judge...knowing that would piss her off too.
I love doing things just to fvck with peoples heads. My buddy says you wont get anywhere like that.
And I dont give a fvck, Ive come to think that its all a farce anyway, I might as well have some fun.
I changed my plenty of fish profile pic to a picture of a dog doing a pig

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=22227909

Happy valentines day!! :flowers: :kick:

 

[PoZest]

Nice profile. I'm often offensive/cheeky towards people just for my own amusement, and I like it. If someone doesn't see the funny side to things like that, they're probably not much fun to be around. Yeah who cares, right. Have a laugh.

 

[Clark Kent]

You sound like me, 70% of my nights out end up in a Tucker Max-style verbal sparring match. Some girls lap it up, some girls get repulsed by it.

Be careful though, girls are experts at creating a scene by using their social cues and escorts, safety nets (Yes, this includes other men trying to get chick-validation and the femtards who are all ''Female Power'') whilst showing their male opponents up for that one-man-upmanship.

After going out a few times - I realised the odds are stacked greatly against men trying to get laid or find a valuable partner.

There are ''HUGE'' cons to being a loveable a-hole. Some women will want your babies, some will secretly want you dead. Men will despise your confidence and audacity, others will buy you a drink and tell you a story to the rythms of deadmau5.

Being ''that confident gentleman'' just doesn't work for me.