"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cant stand LOUD co-worker, why wont they just shut the Fvck up?

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what's up with Loud yap yap aall day their mouth chicks?

I got this new co-worker (intern) who happens to be the same age as me HB7. Every chance she'll get, she'll yap with the ppl in the office who arent busy. even with the camera on her (yea my boss installed cameras in the office). But he wont do anything to her even if she isnt working cuz she's a GIRL, plus he mostly has nothing for her to do.

she probably places herself above the pedestal and thinks she better than everyone.
By the way she talks and acts...i can tell she would be a very controlling gf. ex: im working on my graphic design stuff for hte company...then the damn boss tells her that we're open to suggestions. Then she thinks up these amateurish design ideas...of course she expects me to get working on them, me already having other projects on hand am working on those. Then she talks crap about what me(employee) and intern do, saying it in such a way meaning ...what you guys do is boring and crappy, do you guys expect to do this for the rest of your life?..yatta yatta yatta. then she's talking about a guy holding a cup of coffee on the catalog, then i say "hmm maybe you could be the model for that pic" she smiled. "of course you'd have to be vomitting coffee" she said "get back to work"
ooooh that made me feel so damn good.

then when she leaves i ask my boss if he seriously expects me to take in her suggestions or even waste my time working on her child's play suggestions. Look im a graphic designer, this is my field of study, i dont need no ***** suggesting to me what i should do. then he said, talk with her, work it out with her.
i go..ok ok...now one of these days ill have to let the ***** down that im NOT going to use her stuff and it sux...which is mean of course.

usually when she's yapping in my ears, i just stare away and do my own thing. talking with her is like having a competition, she of course wants to do more of the talking. im thinking she's spoiled, she said her bro's are lazy in school and they get allowance, which she probably gets too, she's a college student.

at first i thought she'd be cool, but today just shattered my image of her. NOW i'll take back that thought of even asking her to hangout with me and my buddy. For a college student, i run into these types of girls often...too often actually. I was an AFC for one of these types in the past, it didnt utrn out well....but i've learned my lesson.

me and this intern are having a laugh at this girl. Even tho im not interested in her, ill have my fun with her as it lasts...

Is it just me or do you guys agree that these types of girls think they're better than everyone?? the ones i've met had this kind of attitude always.

anyone had experience dating or having one of these b*tches as their gf?
Im not sure how guys that ignore these girls get them all wet. The Girl i was AFC to 1 yr ago who had a similar personality got this guy (now her EX) who just ignores her to like him. relationship lasted a few months...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I feel you man. But I was more fortunate because I'm still in high school and I can just tell people off. You obviously have consequences to think about when this sh1t takes place in work.

Annoying girl: heyyy AFK!! guess what BLAH BLAH BLAH
5 min. later
Annoying girl: you look sad. What's wrong?
me: You wanna know what the FVCK is wrong? What's so wrong is that I can't seem to get through your thick skull the fact that you're annoying the hell outta me every time you open your pie hole.
Annoying girl: ::runs off and cries::

Only in my dreams...:(

ANYWAYS. You're right though...they think they're top of the line and are total b1tches when people don't treat them like queens.

Only suggestion? Deal with it, but don't do anything stupid. Example: Ignore her and nod, but don't tell her off or do anything that could jeopardize your position. It's not worth it.
 

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Just tell her to shut the **** up with authority. If that doesn't work you can keep neg-hitting her with original lines and even be arrogant if you have to. Make sure your interactions with this girl doesn't interfere with your job. Be sarcastic with her. That will eat her alive.

The best way to tell people off is to put yourself in their shoes and think what would make them shut the hell up. That usually works. Say she's rich and spoiled. She probably has a bunch of "friends" that are not her real friends and hang out with her because of obvious reasons. Then tease her about how she doesn't have friends and they hang out with her just to leech off of her and stuff like that.

You gotta be clever to pull this **** off and with more practice you'll become much sharper.
 

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Haha thx for the advice AFK, Ebach, definitely good

yea today i also said something else. She said she wasn't gonna leave until she found a job (or something in her field). i siad "nah you dont need to, you got your parents." Then with the look on her face, "i only get money for food or transportation thats it." i go sure...

the intern i sit next to, he's cool, he's from brazil so he doesnt know what cooties are....if you dont, then you need to have a childhood re-education in the USA.
so i told her he didnt know what cooties are, and got next to him and explained...in a nice loud voice that everyone hte room could hear. haha IT WAS ****IN HILARIOUS to see her annoy him like that.

I know how im gonna blow her off, the more suggestions she gives, the more im gonna have to tell her NO it sux or NO it's wack. Personally i dont like others telling me what to do, esp not from a girl....which really freaked me out today.

personally i think the girls that talk too much are the ones with huge egos, and they need someone to burst that bubble.

Also after today, it really makes me wonder if girls are actually stupid in nature. they JUST DONT GET IT WHEN A GUY GIVES OFF A VIBE OF "GO AWAY" OR "I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY".
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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dEFINITELY, great idea.

i would definitely like to fvck her as she's got a great body, nice ass and big boobs (as my co-worker first pointed out, props to him), she's somewhat cute too

She still wouldnt shut the fvck up if she had no ball gag i bet
just like that ugly girl from Van Wilder
 

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That's the problem right there. You like her but at the same time you don't want her talking. Either make a move on her or REALLY show her that you don't want her around. By the way it sounds you wanna talk to her but she talks too much and takes words out of your mouth so you're not in control.

cooties? Sounds childish and dorky to me. I don't know what they are but it's not something I'd wanna talk about or hear other people discuss.
 

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Maybe i have a bit of interest. but that's it.

even if i had 0% interest i'd still like to bang her to shut her up.

that's right Ebach, by the way she talks, NO ONE is in control. Even my boss is speechless when he talks to her, he's just all ears. the way i look at it, she's just a tv set...all you can do is keep changing the channels, you cant mute nor shut it off.

im sure if it was a guy in her job position, the boss would definitely give him lots of work to do.

yes that term is a children's term. but i just wanted to see how'd she react and to see my co-worker annoyed HAHAHAHAHA
 
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