"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats up guys.

I am getting pretty damn frustrated. Hate making a thread about it but maybe it'll help me calm the fvck down.

I haven't been in an argument but I almost feel as though I have. The sexual frustration is really getting to me. My balls are throbbing and I'm having wet dreams right after I jerk off. In game I can't stop thinking of details. It must be the spring-time weather...

Anyway, my frustration has lead me to send a few texts to find out if I can hang out with a chick after work. I realised that's really the best strategy - to ask them beforehand if they wanna hang out after clubbing is over. Never thought of it before.

On the one hand I have so much sexual energy which I don't want to waste, on the other hand I don't want to reek of desperation - which I will, because I am fvckin h0rny.

Anyway, this whole rant has given me the mental "OK" to go and be a total perv tonight. At least frustration can cause me not to give a fvck, to a certain degree. Like when I can't resist a b*tch.

I mean I wish I could play the game where an HB10 wouldn't make me bat an eyelid, but I simply can't..... I haven't fvcked hot enough b*tches.

But sh*t. I wanna fvck so many B*tches and I feel like I'm holding myself back with petty excuses.

Tonight I'm gonna stop caring about being arrogant/humble or my fvckin swagger and what-not. I am just gonna do my damn job and if I so happen to stumble upon an HB8 who sends me a few IOI's I might just take a few minutes off work to build rapport.

This rant has helped me to relax a little bit. If I don't get laid soon I am gonna fvck a prostitute btw because I really don't give a fvck anymore and it's not about giving up on conquering some drunk sl*t in the club. It's about psychological benefits.

Peace
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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youngmack said:
Lmaooooooo
Lol, thanks for laughing at that youngmack. No sarcasm. Seeing the humor in my own situation really makes me feel a bit better. :D
 
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