“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Can't even play XBox without being hit by the PC police.

oOh Nasty

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I've been playing a few games of For Honor at night before bedtime since it was free on Game Pass. I usually just ignore the trolls and salty people that message me after games (I even took off the in-game quick chat option) since my goal is to wind down at night and not get stirred up reading messages coming from angry video game virgin nerds. I play duels and very respectfully also as a side note.

Anyways, one salty player couldn't handle it and messaged me. For once I decided to respond because, why not. The exchange was something like this:

Salty player: "how bout you learn how to use more than one move omg can't win otherwise."
Me: "how bout you get checked for autism ^^"
Salty player: "wow making fun of a real condition. very clever."
Me: "yeah and you might actually have it =\"
Salty player: "reported and blocked"
Me: "cry more plz ^^"
Salty player: "I said blocked"

Anyways, I thought nothing of it but then received a message from Xbox this morning saying that I'm temporarily suspended from using any of the Social features on Xbox Live. It's just funny how this guy messaged me first because he lost, yet I had my "social" privileges suspended for calling him autistic.

I guess my point is that...can't even peacefully play video games without worrying about some liberal PC garbage. Oh well, that's how life is now I guess.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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One time a kid told me his dad was a high up at Microsoft and that my account would be banned. Lol
 

Who Dares Win

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Anytime you communicate with someone in any form that leaves a record you should imagine your words written on the jumbotron at the stadium.

Be it insulting dumb cvnts like that one or answering to women.

Anyway someone writing you post game to "educate you" is more like a retard than an autistic...best reply would have been no reply at all.
 

oOh Nasty

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Anytime you communicate with someone in any form that leaves a record you should imagine your words written on the jumbotron at the stadium.

Be it insulting dumb cvnts like that one or answering to women.

Anyway someone writing you post game to "educate you" is more like a retard than an autistic...best reply would have been no reply at all.
Very true. Although, I do admit that it feels good to trigger dumb cvnts and put them in positions where nothing they say can make them feel better about themselves.

Of course, I wouldn't go out of my way to do it. Some of these SJWs go out of their own way and try to start it first.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The free online chess apps usually don't let you chat with the other player any more. People like me ruined it for everyone. I could look at an opponent's rating, see how much better than me he was, and then know how much I needed to insult his mother in order to win.
 

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ditch the mic and mute the other players.
 

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I've been playing a few games of For Honor at night before bedtime since it was free on Game Pass. I usually just ignore the trolls and salty people that message me after games (I even took off the in-game quick chat option) since my goal is to wind down at night and not get stirred up reading messages coming from angry video game virgin nerds. I play duels and very respectfully also as a side note.

Anyways, one salty player couldn't handle it and messaged me. For once I decided to respond because, why not. The exchange was something like this:

Salty player: "how bout you learn how to use more than one move omg can't win otherwise."
Me: "how bout you get checked for autism ^^"
Salty player: "wow making fun of a real condition. very clever."
Me: "yeah and you might actually have it =\"
Salty player: "reported and blocked"
Me: "cry more plz ^^"
Salty player: "I said blocked"

Anyways, I thought nothing of it but then received a message from Xbox this morning saying that I'm temporarily suspended from using any of the Social features on Xbox Live. It's just funny how this guy messaged me first because he lost, yet I had my "social" privileges suspended for calling him autistic.

I guess my point is that...can't even peacefully play video games without worrying about some liberal PC garbage. Oh well, that's how life is now I guess.
Learn how to play, stop using the same move.
 
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