"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can you create your country?

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SamePendo

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Can you get a country that has some kind of... validity... official-ness?

I was thinking that maybe I could request my country to give me a Island. And then proceed to do something to get recognition as a country.. maybe start by getting my own country to recognize my independence maybe?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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That's a good idea! I have my own country. As soon as your country is legal I can invade it claim it to be mine. I'll simply annex your country.
 
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OzyBoy

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Yeah creating your own country would be fun but the only problems i think you would have would be having the country you are in recognising it. But it would have a few problems and national security wouldn't be very good as anyone could invade it pretty easily. Yeah i would call it ozyland.
 
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