"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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A court in Italy has ordered a man to pay maintenance to his divorced wife for their pet dog.

The woman, not been named for legal reasons, took her former husband to court in the north-eastern town of Udine after he refused to give money towards her canine expenses.

She said: “He has to pay maintenance for our two children, so why shouldn’t he pay for the care of our dog Pepi, which we bought together.

“With food and vet bills a dog can cost almost as much as a child to raise.”

Judge Enrico Cavalieri ruled in favour of the woman and ordered her estranged husband to pay several hundred pounds a year for the dog.
I'm not one to complain, but that's going too far. Gender imbalances in the legal system are ridiculous these days.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Letting them vote was our big mistake. We should have repealed that one along with prohibition.
 

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bigjohnson said:
Letting them vote was our big mistake. We should have repealed that one along with prohibition.
:crackup: Letting them drive, another big freaking mistake. :)
 

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boo hoo, get over it, you're preaching to the converted anyhow,
stop complaining about the system and talking rubbish like not allowing women to vote and trying to "re-establish total dominance", focus on improving yourself not woman hating, especially if you're only 19 and it has no relevance to you
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Elmnick, relax and laugh a little. Woman have free reign to bash us all they want, we should have a little fun too. :)
 

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elmnick said:
boo hoo, get over it, you're preaching to the converted anyhow,
stop complaining about the system and talking rubbish like not allowing women to vote and trying to "re-establish total dominance", focus on improving yourself not woman hating, especially if you're only 19 and it has no relevance to you
Alright, keep your stylish but affordable hat on. Was only trying to spark a discussion;)
 

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haha sorry, didn't want to come off as a tw@t, but reading it it's fair to say I did, my bad
 

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i think that fighting over pet custody and support is the silliest thing i ever heard of. i also think that if a married couple split one should keep the pet and the bills that come with the pet. if you don't want the bills, let the other have the pet or get rid of your pet all together.
if this guy's ex wife got the kids, why couldn't he have been allowed to keep the dog so he wouldn't be so lonely?
 

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I think that whoever wants the KIDS should have to foot that bill too.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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penkitten said:
if this guy's ex wife got the kids, why couldn't he have been allowed to keep the dog so he wouldn't be so lonely?
No kidding! She get ths kids, house, his money/pension, AND takes the dog! Man's best friend!! Not only does she take the dog, but makes him pay more!!

Great...what's next? I'm waiting for someone to post a new article..

"Man loses trial and must surgically remove his testicles and hand them over to his ex-wife. Ex-wife claims they became hers after marriage and should remain hers after the divorce. Man must now pay her an extra $2000 a month so she can keep them in a jar on the mantle of the mansion she took away from him."
 

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Mr.Positive said:
No kidding! She get ths kids, house, his money/pension, AND takes the dog! Man's best friend!! Not only does she take the dog, but makes him pay more!!

Great...what's next? I'm waiting for someone to post a new article..

"Man loses trial and must surgically remove his testicles and hand them over to his ex-wife. Ex-wife claims they became hers after marriage and should remain hers after the divorce. Man must now pay her an extra $2000 a month so she can keep them in a jar on the mantle of the mansion she took away from him."
pretty much same thing i was thinking
 

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I like dog, and pets are expensive. They should fight over custody of the dog.
 
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