"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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can we not ban threads like these?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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haha its got more relavance then your post, which celeb was it you where asking for oppinions on? :p
 

Vincent

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Why not flag it and have the mods look at it instead of making a thread about it?
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
haha its got more relavance then your post, which celeb was it you where asking for oppinions on? :p
see alternative suggestion. "Or at least move it to the anything else forum". ;)

Vincent, wasn't aware of that feature. will do the next time.
 
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