"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can non-virgin girls bleed?

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Hi guys,

I had sex with my girlfriend who's 26 years old. She was pretty tight to get into and once we finished she had some major cramps, soreness, she said it burned when she went pee, and she said she had a little bleeding.

I don't believe she's a virgin so my question is, have you ever heard of a girl bleeding even if shes a non virgin?

thanks guys
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Does she have endometriosis? I had a GF with that problem and she had similar symptoms.
 
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no she doesnt have that as far as i believe....

we've had sex about 5 times more since this inital incident and things have been much better. She is enjoying it more..and its a little easier for me to get in now. I just was suprised that the first time i really was able to get in her...she bled and had soreness down there...thats what i'm curious about
 
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Yeah it happens. If you have a big-ish unit it'll happen a lot if you're not careful.
 
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I once had sex with a girl who "came on" to her period mid session. Blood everywhere.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If you have a big-ish unit it'll happen a lot if you're not careful.

Agreed. Over time, she will stretch to fit, which is what is happening:

we've had sex about 5 times more since this inital incident and things have been much better. She is enjoying it more..and its a little easier for me to get in now.
 
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good question ....

i had this one chick before tell me that she had had sex previously and when we slept together it was so tight i didn't think my **** would fit inside, but after breaking her in a little bit (i was practically feeling sorry for her) it was ok for me. when i finished up i looked at the bedsheet and she was like "oops"....a pool of blood had appeared. was she a virgin? had she lied? it remains a mystery

but you and me are different, you have your virgins and i have my messed up crack-*****s so theres no telling what it is
 
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I had this girl that would bleed ever now and then, she told me it was her birth control causing it. Lots of different reasons it can happen other than losing virginity.
 
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thanks guys...the feedback has helped alot in understanding why she did bleed. hopefully once her body gets used to it, the bleeding and soreness will stop and she can enjoy the experience.
 
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no problem and remember: don't ever rule out any possibility unless you know when to do so
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It sounds like you didn't give her enough time to get lubricated. She just needed more time to get ready. You could also try some lube.
 
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VictorK said:
Can non-virgin girls bleed?
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Sure, just put a knife in her throat and you'll see:rolleyes:
 
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