"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Can I kiss a girl with a sore throat?

green69

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I've had a sore throat since yesterday, I've had to take about 4 tylonels a day to ease the pain, and several lozenges as well. Other than that, I feel fine - i went out and played basketball today and had work all day yesterday.

I'm goin to this girls house tomorrow, and I haven't seen her for weeks. She's going on vacation in a day or two and won't be back for a couple weeks. Of course, hooking up will definitely be on the menu when I see her tomorrow. So can I still makeout with her without getting her sick or passing on a sore throat?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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aftershock

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She'll probably get your cold. The best solution is not to say anything, people pick up colds all the time.
 

Tomatoes

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Aye.....Go ahead and just dont say anything. Her immune system might stop it. People get ill all the time for all sorts of random reasons.
 
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