"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Can I borrow a piece of paper?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Usually i wouldn't give a **** about this except this one girl who I want to pick up asks me for some paper every once in a while, so I want to capitalize on it. We're semi-acquaintances, but not much past that.
eggnawgkid
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"Sure, how long do you need it for?" or some variation of that.
Zaine's is good too, this one just seems less cheesy to me. The whole killing trees thing is a bit overdone in my opinion.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
AlexTheGreat
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idiot_boyfriend
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If you don't give it to her (and I see this everyday), she'll just ask someone else....
....usually people ask for paper before a test or before a lecture. They don't need mack games....
InsidiousNstinct
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The only problem with this is it took me minute to think of this...in real time you don't have the luxery. If you can think of something witty then say it. If not...give her one h*ll of a smile and a piece of paper. There will be other oppurtunities.....
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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TonyTheTigerOI
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"What for - nothing dirty, I hope?!"
If its in class and shes just turning to you cuz she knows you then correct her attitude. Respond to her quiry:
"uhhh... <girly voice>Anthony can I pleeease have a sheet of paper?"
She will sas you, and say it with a really cutsie tone.
"No, you may not. But thanks for asking so politely!"
PiHiPlaya
Master Don Juan
Next time she asks for paper, give her the roll. That should hold her for a while
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
familyguyfan
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I think Insidious's would only work if you didn't know the girl well though.
It's not that big of a deal so don't worry about it...if you like it, just say "no sorry, I don't have any."
MetalFortress
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.