"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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calorie burning foods

what are the top 3 that burn more than they give in calories



Vegetables: Asparagus, Broccoli , Cabbage, Cauliflower, Celery, Cucumber, Endive, Green Beans, Onion, Papaya, Radishes, Spinach, Zucchini

Fruits: Apple, Blueberry, Cantaloupe, Cranberry, Grape Fruit, Honey Dew Melon, Lemon, Lime, Orange, Pineapple, Strawberry, Watermelon

Fat-burning Spicy Foods: Jalapenos, Habaneros, Cayenne Peppers, and most other chile peppers can all affect your metabolism by speeding up your heart rate.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Calorie burning foods or thermogenisis or whatever it is called is an over-rated phenomonen.
Nothing replaces hard work in the gym, low carb, and structured re-feeds.
 

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Zunder said:
Calorie burning foods or thermogenisis or whatever it is called is an over-rated phenomonen.
Nothing replaces hard work in the gym, low carb, and structured re-feeds.
Agreed. Anything else is most likely a worthless gimmick.

Although it's scientifically proven that some foods will burn more calories than they contain, to get visible, practical results from them is basically impossible.
 

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The best calorie burning food is nothing. Like literally: nothing. If you are worried about calories, learn to count them and eat less instead of eating food that is supposed to burn calories.

Secondly if all those foods you listed burn more calories than they give as you say...You realize all the vegetarians in the world would be dead right now, right?
 

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guys do not order any online viagra/medicine from other countries
you can be watched by feds


Foods give you energy. Exercise burns calories. If you want to raise your metabolism, spread your food out over the day and do some strength building exercise in co-ordination with cardio.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Those foods don't actually burn energy. Your body burns energy from processing, like celery. You can eat a stick of celery but all the energy used in chewing, heating and digesting will be more than the energy you get from celery itself because it's mostly water and a little bit of fibre.

You can get a similar effect from eating lots of vegetables (aka a healthy diet). Mostly water, take up space when digesting.

If you really want to boost the metabolism, run 3 times per week. I guarantee the effect will be significant and it takes way less effort than hunting down some obscure fruits and spices and then trying to eat them.
 

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Espi said:
Oh geez and I thought my biggest worry about Viagra was having an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours.
Yes but if you mail order from overseas the Feds will have erections that last longer than 4 hours. Can't be circumventing those local monopoly prices now can you?
 
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