"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Calm Before The Storm" - a woman's way of revenge

Phoenix_5

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Hey everyone,

Why is it that when you begin to put a rude woman in her place, she suddenly begins to behave like an innocent little lamb and obeys you like a puppy dog for a certain time (calm before a storm) but she suddenly stings you at a later instance, in the least expected moment when you are off guard.

This style of revenge is very common among woman as they seem to surrender to a guy's newly adopted 'jerk' mindset but after some time passes they adapt quickly to this change in treatment and suddenly give you the most concentrated dose of their venom :trouble: for all the pain that you caused them?

any ways to prevent this?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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narcissist

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Anyways to prevent it?

Yeah. Have 10 women in your arsenal and when one of them does this. Drop her. And replace her.

Simple as that. Women are who they are. Don't try and change them, just replace them.

Goodluck.
 

VikingKing

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Because women have no balls or fortitude. They are weaker physically and their logic is poor.

That's why women developed such good language skills. They are naturally the best at manipulation, and indirectness. They have to compensate for the inferiority some way, and its via their superior communication skills.

A woman will rarely burn you directly. Women are very, very, very sneaky. The weaker one in the relationship is always the most manipulative.

How to prevent it? Well you can't control anything other than yourself. You can influence people a lot sometimes, but its never permenant.

Not actually caring about her, or putting any value on her in your mind and/or spinning plates will protect you.
 

Cremasta

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The best defence against a spiteful woman, is other women.

Turn on the charm with all the other women in your circle, have them thinking you're God's gift to them. When the spiteful woman makes her play, act like the hurt, innocent party and the other women will slap her down more than you ever could.
 
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