"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Calling to All KBDJs

Anomalous

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To All KBDJs and Upcoming KBDJs

I've meet a few guys from this site and here what I have to say...

He never Sarges! He just sits, and watches the people in the social gathering. Everything he sees he absorbs and writes it on sosuave.net. He mimics and he mocks it only with girls he already knows. Well he hates to sarge and doesn't remember if he's ever had.

So he continues to watch and go online, hoping that he can get mad reputation points so he can feel good about himself. He knows his way around this site pretty well, some read useful post (Sex tips to Please Women) and others don't, either way they wont get to chance to use them.

Thats why he watches, scared to approach because at that moment it might show him what a real man feels like. So he chains himself to his computer closes the door and locks it. Reads inspiring post or waste time reading useless post to find a substitute to a more than human feeling.

No he never sarges because he never says anything at all to new people. He just sits, listens to other AFC's problems and read other post. Everything he reads he asorbes and memorizes it. See, he loves people gratifying him here and hopes they never stop it. He is looking for a social outlet to be accepted. Anything a thread asks for he tells them his advice or he shops around to find a different post.

He protects this site from others, not because no one as asked him for his help in real life but because he is insecure about what his protagonsist might say. So nightfall aproaches, but he never sleeps because he stays up to watch this, scared to look away because at that moment his reputation might be stolen. So he sits on his chair as his keyboard jots all his thoughts down, the same ones that took away his ability to socialize.

He just sits staring at the screen waiting to die, hoping a miracle comes by to take him for a ride. He never meets anyone new, NO, because he never says anything at all to strangers. And you can't tell me this is who you are, you come on here just to hide your scars. Now you just can't take your game and start to sarge because you think what you have is a Casanova lifestyle.

whether Soomthplayer056 made up the story of sarging with Pook is true or not the principles are the same. He may have game BUT he only uses it on girls he already knows or girls that approach him. Smooth was saying how Pook was nervous. Well he has game but no experience. This may or may not be Pook, but there are Definitely lots of guys on here in this position.




For anyone who says I can't, for anyone who told me I had no chance. I'm telling you the time has now come, and maybe you'll get there when I'm finally done.

I'm going to be somebody, not a KBDJ.



Much Love to the real Lotharios!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LMFAO!!! pthwbt!! Takes one to know one!!!

I try to use this stuff on girls I already know, but I get trapped in my old thoughts. The only way I can use this stuff is to talk to new women, and to make new wingmen.

If I follow your reasoning, can I become a KBJ as well? I really want this stuff to work on the people I already know.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hate to sound dumb but whats a KBDJ?

I aint heard that term before :S
 

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KBDJ-Keyboard Don Juan

Someone who has game on the net, he knows his stuff, but in the feild he doesn't perform. He never sarges, just reads and reads and reads!
 

Tomatoes

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ah ha ofc
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tomatoes

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Ofcorse.....we getting abit off topic
 

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Totally busted!

Thanks for spilling your guts to us about yourself, Anolmalous.

This is the funniest read I've done on this board yet:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/search.php?searchid=94471&pp=25

You're 17.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=811606#post811606

And the only Field Report you've ever done was about telling a buddy to approach a chick, it wasn't even you!
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=811604#post811604

You are constantly talking sh!t and, as it turns out, are the DEFINITION of KBDJ. You've never related any sort of experience (because you have none) to your useless advice. As far as forum contributors go, you are worthless.

Sarge on, playboy! :crackup:
 

Anomalous

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Hilarious Vulpine! I'm glan you have the time to do a search on me while im out in the feild. Do I care what you say, um.............not really. I have nothing to prove to you.

Once you get to a point where you sarge on a daily basis, theres no need to tell everyone. It becomes like eating, you don't need to tell everyone what you just ate.
 
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