"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Called when i got home After first date sex in park...

Aus1987

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Went on a first date last night, got drinks, got a bit drunk, she wanted to be a "classy girl" and not come back to my place, i managed to get her to a park near my place. Had sex after some convincing and then we both went our seperate wats home.

Then about 30 minits later i dont know why but i texted her "did you get home alright?" Still no reply. So now im thinking i made a stupid mustake by texting her seeming to keen or clingy or some ****.i dont want to go out with her but would like to **** her again.

So my question is hiw should i play it from here asuming she doesnt answer that text at all? Ignore for a few days then call when i want to **** her again? Or wat?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't know where you live, but in some places, if you get caught having sex in public, they make you register as a sex offender. It's not worth it.
 
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