"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Call on me - Eric Prydz (House Anthem)

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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CALL ON ME, CALL ON ME
CALL ON ME, CALL ON ME
CALL ON ME, CALL ON ME
CALL ON ME, CALL ON ME
CALL ON MEEEEEEE
I'm the same boy I used to be




Sorry about that guys, I remember I would blast that every morning before a workout; it had the most awesome beat. I also downloaded the music video on my ipod to watch every now and then; instant lulz.
 

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I loved it 8 years ago when it came out on vinyl...
 

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Duffdog said:
I loved it 8 years ago when it came out on vinyl...
Aye Deafdogg, you're 30 years of age, why are you even talking? ..shouldn't you be with your wife or atleast enjoying some aspect of your life instead of following me around clinging onto my balls?

Vinyl? Well that was your era, old news now. I'm talking about the video - thats why it was posted. If I loved the tune that much, I would've just posted a blank blue screen with the lyrics on it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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