Translation: "I never f*cked a ten, but one night I f*cked five twos, and I think that should go down as an accomplishment!"I have 2 groups of chicks. Bangable and not bangable. I dont really care if they get rated 7, 8, 13....
- George Carlin 1982
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Translation: "I never f*cked a ten, but one night I f*cked five twos, and I think that should go down as an accomplishment!"I have 2 groups of chicks. Bangable and not bangable. I dont really care if they get rated 7, 8, 13....
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What did we do in the days before cell phones when the girl was out of town? We waited until she got back from visiting her family and we contacted them then.
Was this ok? Yes it was. Will it still be ok? Yes it will.
It is perfectly acceptable for you to leave her alone when she is out of town visiting her family and then you hit her up when she is home. After only one date and her telling you she will be out of town, it will appear as though you can't respect boundaries if you are texting/calling during her time away.
Show her you have other things going on in your life. Show her that you are not waiting and pining for a girl you have had one date with, while she is out of town. Show her you have a life, not appear as though you are hoping she will be your life.
When she said she was going out of town you should have said "cool. Let's get drinks when you return."
Now leave her be on her trip. Hit her up when she returns.
Cool cool. Shouldn't be too much of an issue then. Contact her again and set up a date when she returns.10-4. All I did was send a jokey text on Tuesday. She texted back with a jokey response. I haven't sent anything since.
So wait, you admit she is a model?I can't stand men (you) who post pics of models, claim to date them, puff your chest out and bark your mouth while wagging your tail. No proof that you are dating any of them.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
1.) I work my @ss off to have the successful life that I have provided myself after college.So wait, you admit she is a model?
Do you admit if I was really dating her, you could stand me?
Not an argument. There is no proof anyone is dating anyone. There is especially no proof any woman loves any man.
But thanks again for admitting my girls are too hot to be believed.
At least I show photos of myself with hot women (that is the point of SS - helping men score with hot women. I get my dating advice from men who date hot women).
I don't expect men like you who (I imagine) date older, less attractive women with BPD to salute me. Of COURSE you hate me! I took the girl you all wanted! First you said she was a stripper so she was a bad girl (she is a good girl from a great family and my parents loved her), then that I was paying (I haven't paid for sex since 2014 and only a handful of times in my life, only when solicited, and personally feel that every man should because their moms told them vagina was infinitely valuable, it is not), then that she's not my girlfriend (defined by Webster as someone you are romantically and probably sexually involved with for more than 3 months), then that she's not that hot (her photos are off the charts on Photofeeler and regularly rate 99), then that I didn't show photos of myself with her (I did from this month, this month, and our photo rated 98% authentic), and now you say it's all a lie (I can say you are lying about thinking I'm lying). Sorry, I proved myself. You did not.
And what a coincidence! I can't stand men who accuse me of lying about my women, and present no women themselves. Or who say my women aren't that hot, and show no women themselves. Or who ask me to post pictures of myself (when I already did, in 2012 and 2017) and they don't show pictures of themselves (which they never did).
You want people to listen to you but you know they will tend to listen to men who show hot women, so now you attack me personally.
I am glad you actually work, thank you. Not everyone here can say that.