"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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California DMV Written Test Help

Marvin Gaye

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Hey everyone, I'm taking my written test to get my license in a week, and wanted some advice on taking the test. I know not all of you probably live in Cali, probably not even in the US but bear with me.

Are all the questions mostly common sense? Or is it a mix of common sense and trick questions?

I figred since having a car was congruent to being a DJ it was relevant to Sosuave. :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I took the NY test over the summer. I'm not sure how similar the tests are. The NY one is 20 multiple choice questions, all of which are answered in the Driver's Handbook. Most questions are relatively easy if you pay attention when you are in the car. Some of the questions were stupid imo. (Ex: What does a white H on a blue sign stand for) Good luck!
 

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they arent trick questions nor common sense questions. like josh said above, the answers are all in the drivers ed handbook. an good example of a question would be "how many feet before a turn do you need to use your turn signal?" a.50 b.30 c.100 the test should have about 40-45 questions and you can only miss 7 or 8 i think. im from cali so i know the details. btw, i think the answer is 100 feet.
 

Marvin Gaye

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The New York test is probably pretty similar, with maybe a few different speed laws here and there. New York is way more hectic than it's brother state across the country, however.
 

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It's a multiple choice test at the DMV. It's not rocket science.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mike32ct

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State tests are easy. Mine had dumb questions like, "What do you do to help you see at night?" The picture had a car with its headlights on.

I don't believe there are trick questions. Just study the drivers manual, and this should be easier than any exam you take in school.
 
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