"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Caffeine/Penis

Fluffy

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Hello this is my first post here although Ive occasionally read the board in the past and seeing as this is pretty much the only board I read (along with the imdb ones) Ive decided to post an experience Ive been having (as well as to register an account).

I dont regularily have caffeine as it hypes me up, but occasionally, like once a month, Ill take it to keep me up or purposefully excite me when I know Ill have to hold court with many people and I cbf (as in it makes me jittery and excitable). Caffeine pills and coffee are my main sources.
Something happens though when I have caffeine in my system; the tip of my penis becomes uber sensitive, but not necessarily painful as I am uncut (there you go you can picture me better now). Is this normal or am I fvcked up? please enlighten me.


edit: By 'keep me up' I meant stay awake not maintain an erection I can do that without help.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lildevil

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Its normal just the same with energy drinks.....so yes its normal that is fvcks you up more than others....You dirty dog...
 
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