C&f

[zidane]

Can u guys come up with the answers for this that are ****y and funny.
where are u from?
What do u do for fun?
What are u majoring in?
How old are u?
What is ur best experience?
What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life?
What is your favorite color?

EXAMPLE.
Where are u from?......................................
ANSWER. I am from the moon, yesterday i went to the sun and now i am here.

 

[sexualchocolate]

where are u from? your wildest dreams

What do u do for fun? Pillow talk

What are u majoring in? Pillow talk 101

How old are u?.....old enuf to f*ck without getting stuck

What is ur best experience? when i got high with mic jagger

What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life?
sit-ups....hot dam


What is your favorite color? what color lipstick is that ur wearing. lemme try it on. (go in for kiss)

 

[zidane]

hey

Thanks for the reply but WTF.........
What is pillow talk.

 

[DaKidS3]

www.urbandictionary.com

n. The conversation that happens after making out/sex.

 

[SparkleMotion]

Originally posted by zidane
Can u guys come up with the answers for this that are ****y and funny.
where are u from?
What do u do for fun?
What are u majoring in?
How old are u?
What is ur best experience?
What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life?
What is your favorite color?

EXAMPLE.
Where are u from?......................................
ANSWER. I am from the moon, yesterday i went to the sun and now i am here.

Terror Bay.

Spanish American War re-enacments.

Awesomology.

13.

Flying a kite with nothing on but a nice pair of socks.

My trip to East St. Louis.

Salmon.

 

[seanchai]

SparkleMotion is by far the best at completely random, lightning-fast C+F responses.

 

[Danny001]

where are u from? other side of the tracks
What do u do for fun? things that make you say 'that's fun'
What are u majoring in? minor stuff
How old are u? aging minor
What is ur best experience? everyday
What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life? i did
this girl once and she was, well, unforgettable
What is your favorite color? the current one

 

[EquityPrivate]

Originally posted by zidane
Can u guys come up with the answers for this that are ****y and funny.
where are u from?

Well, the mommy lays down in bed without her clothes and the daddy lays down with her and... wait... you don't know this already?

What do u do for fun?

I hang around in places like this and let women I find mostly interesting hit on me. Sort of like you. *smile*

What are u majoring in?

Female sexuality. We use the braille method. *straight face*

How old are u?

Old enough to know how to do it. Young enough to do it right.

What is ur best experience?

Ignoring clever questions. This one girl used to ask them till she was blue in the face. Finally I stopped answering. She went insane. No... really. You need to endure a full body search to visit her now. The guards are all female too. *pause* I go twice a week.

What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life?

Well... let's see. Wait, what was the question?

What is your favorite color?

You know when you have this really amazingly powerful orgasm and your eyes are closed and you see stars? The color of those stars.

Alternate: You know when you have this really amazingly powerful orgasm and your eyes are closed and you see stars? Nothing at all like the color of those stars.

EXAMPLE.
Where are u from?......................................
ANSWER. I am from the moon, yesterday i went to the sun and now i am here.

That is very, very weak.

 

[Keeper]

where are u from?
Some corner of your imagination...


What do u do for fun?
Steal cars, rob banks, mug people... that kinda thing....


What are u majoring in?
Answering silly questions...


How old are u?
I really dunno...


What is ur best experience?
When I got together with my sister... oh man... what a night *sigh* < Use with caution.


What have u done that u are not gonna forget in your life?
This one time, at band camp...


What is your favorite color?
Earwax colour. *lean over and look and giggle at her ears*

 

[Dr Box]

Re: Re: C&f

Originally posted by EquityPrivate
Well, the mommy lays down in bed without her clothes and the daddy lays down with her and... wait... you don't know this already?



I hang around in places like this and let women I find mostly interesting hit on me. Sort of like you. *smile*



Female sexuality. We use the braille method. *straight face*



Old enough to know how to do it. Young enough to do it right.



Ignoring clever questions. This one girl used to ask them till she was blue in the face. Finally I stopped answering. She went insane. No... really. You need to endure a full body search to visit her now. The guards are all female too. *pause* I go twice a week.



Well... let's see. Wait, what was the question?



You know when you have this really amazingly powerful orgasm and your eyes are closed and you see stars? The color of those stars.

Alternate: You know when you have this really amazingly powerful orgasm and your eyes are closed and you see stars? Nothing at all like the color of those stars.



That is very, very weak.

This is the only reply which actually had elements of C &F, all the others seemed pretty weak, they may have worked for the guys that posted them........but I doubt it.
If you dont know how to answer C&F to those questions then read some books on comedy. My advice would be not to answer C&F to all those questions as you will come off as a constant joker, As I say quite often I am a big fan of C&F but it is not for everyone nor is it for every occasion.
Good Luck

 

[zidane]

Hey

Thanks guys
I think all these replies depend on the situation and the place that u are in.For most of the ones that are here, they only apply to a club scene.
How about a first date?