"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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C&F Text messages

Voice

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Does anyone else use text messaging as a c&f tool? For example this one girl was like "I miss Voice" to me and I responded "I would miss me too". Or another example was when one of my hot friends was like "My friend Britt thinks you're cute" I responded "Yea, I am pretty cute". Then she was like "I meant gay" so I said "yea that too". I'm rarely ever serious when I text message girls, always joking around.

Let's see another time was when I was messing with some girl and she called me an ******* (half kiddin), so I was like "so what is it about *******s that you like so much?"(from Senor Fingers) Haha, I thought it was funny and shes still around. I don't know what do you guys think?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Groovy

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Haha, fun thread. :D

I would have responded something like-
Prove it.

I think that's the most awsome reply ever. Only works full effect irl tho. Maybe even: I missed you too........... just a little bit. :D

Second one is tricky to answer.

You could use: Her vision looks great! *****y look* (If you improve this look... Man, you could say anything remotetly funny and it's going to work well).
I think i'd use: You ain't gotta say it, I know I'm sexy.

If a girl calls you gay, i think a funny reply is: Yeah I'm gay! Want to convert me? or something like that. (Maybe that's too bold but you get what i mean haha. I'd totally love to say that one tho.)

Third one is really funny! :p
 

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Voice said:
Does anyone else use text messaging as a c&f tool? For example this one girl was like "I miss Voice" to me and I responded "I would miss me too". Or another example was when one of my hot friends was like "My friend Britt thinks you're cute" I responded "Yea, I am pretty cute". Then she was like "I meant gay" so I said "yea that too". I'm rarely ever serious when I text message girls, always joking around.

Let's see another time was when I was messing with some girl and she called me an ******* (half kiddin), so I was like "so what is it about *******s that you like so much?"(from Senor Fingers) Haha, I thought it was funny and shes still around. I don't know what do you guys think?
Use the search function, there is a GREAT thread about C&F text messages.
 

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if she meant "yeah and gay" i would have implied somethng with you and her together. something like "you're right. or else i would be hitting on you. oh wait i might be already"
 

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her: i meant gay..

you: "Well thats clearly her hintin she wants to try me under the sheets!"


her: She thinks ur cute
you: and i bet you agree with her huh?

her: ur an a55h0le
you: and yet i smell goooooood!!

Or

you: and u cant get enough of me!

her: I miss your voice
You: Lets give you smtn else of me to miss.. ;)
OR
you: Just my voice??
OR
No i think you miss the source of my voice..my lips!
OR
wow!i like having my voice missed, so next time i see you im just gonna whisper in ur ear.. cool?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Voice

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She didn't say she missed my voice (maybe she did I don't know), she just said "I miss (my real name)!!!".

One other line I use a lot is "I know right". It works for just about any text she can send you.
 
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