"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Tenacity

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@Tenacity you know what this thread reminded me of.....

You remember the fat Canadien Yannick was trolling you and he sent you THAT picture.....of some
skinny weird looking black dude..........that was a painfully funny meltdown....

Oh memories...
I honestly think Yannick is still around........he's just under a different name!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Reykhel

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It's very possible but I'm not sure........I haven't heard anybody else go on and on about their 9 year relationship....in badly articulated
English.

He was good for a giggle though, trying to align himself with PK and being Guru's special little project, blissfully unaware
that it was for the latter's own amusement....
 

dustmuffin

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Guy with spectacular moobs? She even has a chickstash.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sho-No-Luv

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Here's another one of those SEXY women from POF:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74373775

Sooo tell me guys, is this chick a HB8 or what? Damnnnn, sexy as hell :rofl:
Whats amazing is I've seen black women that look like this still want, desire and even demand top notch men!

I'm starting to think that black women are the most delusional women around. Fat as hell but still have a million demands. :eek:GTFO..

Dude, your gonna be an old man waiting for one of these slobs.
 

OJN_98

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Why do I feel as if she's one of those types that would be told "hello" and starts going on a tangent about why you're beneath her?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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