Buying Condoms tip

[hotstuff56]

If you're really embarrased to buy condoms, check this tip out:

Many stores these days (especially the new Walmart neighborhood market grocery stores) have self-check-outs. Just use that! If your state requires you to be over a certain age to buy condoms, just buy an R rated movie while you're at it, the clerk will come clear your age for the movie, and then leave you be to purchase the condom!

 

[skip2mylou781]

if one is embarassed to buy condoms, then hes 100% AFC (embarassed of his sexuality) and has no business even trying to seduce girls

REAL MEN DONT GET EMBARASSED BY SUCH A SMALL THING

 

[\O/]

Are you serious? Buying condoms should be the most natural thing there is. It just shows that you have an active sexlife, and that you are responsible and mature enough to protect yourself against STD..

If you are embarrased about purchasing condoms, you have no business laying chicks

btw, do some states actually have an age limit for buying condoms?!?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Spoff post about condoms

Excellent information here. I mean if it is an idea that is totally out of one's character, as it is with me, then that's a good idea. I too have a phobia about the thought of going out to buy condoms and think this is good information. Once you buy condoms, then they should be hidden somewhere where mom and dad cant find them and ask questions.

A good place to hide a box of condoms, would be to put them on a box container, dig a small hole in the backyard, and bury it in some place, or look for some obscure part in the basement and hide it there so mom and dad cant find them.

How to practise putting a condom on. Well, I guess that would be a problem. So, when buying condoms, you can tell the hb store clerk that you are a virgin and need some advice about condoms, which ones are the best to use, and if she can show you how to put them on later, then number close. With enough stores, if you are lucky enough, you may find someone who is willing to help you, and give you a hand-job while assisting you to put it on. Ok, well - fortunately, this stunt wont be part of my bootcamp.

This is probably another 'fantasy' and I ain't going to act this out, so dont worry, this is probably insane. Bad way of hitting on store clerks. Posted this idea on a no-porn board before I got the boot.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

btw, do some states actually have an age limit for buying condoms?!?

even if they do all you gotta say is, well Im gonna have sex anyway and you should be ashamed from stopping me from being safe. lol

yeah really anyone embarassed to buy them isnt really comfortable with their sexuality. hell if it makes you feel better when you buy them wink at the clerk it will be funny especially if its a male clerk LMFAO :crackup:

*edit* lol luke mom and dad wont find them yeah i can only imagine their faces when their son in his 30's comes home with condoms. The horror THE HORROR! lol

 

[Wee]

Yea if you are embarassed about buying condoms then you should have your **** removed because it isn't going to be put into use. I would like to make a law that no boy may get laid if he can't buy a little box of rubbers.

On the other hand, if you are embarassed because the size you are buying is extra small pinky condoms, just buy a bunch of extra larges with it. At the checkout counter take your cellphone and say "yea buddy, I'm buying your super small condoms, don't worry". They won't suspect a thing, I've done it countless times.

 

[soontobesuave]

cant see anywhere having an age limit on condoms. too many teen pregnancies as it is.

 

[MightyMate]

LOL thats a funny post. I got better idea. If Your embaressed of buying condoms steal em.

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

The only thing you should be embarrassed about is maybe buying tampons, not condoms! :crackup:

 

[S1NN3R]

On the other hand, if you are embarassed because the size you are buying is extra small pinky condoms, just buy a bunch of extra larges with it. At the checkout counter take your cellphone and say "yea buddy, I'm buying your super small condoms, don't worry". They won't suspect a thing, I've done it countless times.

I'm sorry you've been in a position to discover that.

 

[pooparu]

Excellent information here. I mean if it is an idea that is totally out of one's character, as it is with me, then that's a good idea. I too have a phobia about the thought of going out to buy condoms and think this is good information. Once you buy condoms, then they should be hidden somewhere where mom and dad cant find them and ask questions.

A good place to hide a box of condoms, would be to put them on a box container, dig a small hole in the backyard, and bury it in some place, or look for some obscure part in the basement and hide it there so mom and dad cant find them.

How to practise putting a condom on. Well, I guess that would be a problem. So, when buying condoms, you can tell the hb store clerk that you are a virgin and need some advice about condoms, which ones are the best to use, and if she can show you how to put them on later, then number close. With enough stores, if you are lucky enough, you may find someone who is willing to help you, and give you a hand-job while assisting you to put it on. Ok, well - fortunately, this stunt wont be part of my bootcamp.

This is probably another 'fantasy' and I ain't going to act this out, so dont worry, this is probably insane. Bad way of hitting on store clerks. Posted this idea on a no-porn board before I got the boot.

LMAO oh my goodness, not only did that make me laugh so hard but so did this:

On the other hand, if you are embarassed because the size you are buying is extra small pinky condoms, just buy a bunch of extra larges with it. At the checkout counter take your cellphone and say "yea buddy, I'm buying your super small condoms, don't worry". THEY WON'T SUSPECT A THING, I'VE DONE IT COUNTLESS TIMES.

LMAO that might be even funnier than lukes. Holy **** that deserves two best post of the forum ever.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

...extra small pinky condoms, just buy a bunch of extra larges with it...They won't suspect a thing, I've done it countless times.

HAHAHAHA funny stuff, now we know why his username is wee pooparu :crackup:

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

If you're really embarrased to buy condoms, check this tip out:

Many stores these days (especially the new Walmart neighborhood market grocery stores) have self-check-outs. Just use that! If your state requires you to be over a certain age to buy condoms, just buy an R rated movie while you're at it, the clerk will come clear your age for the movie, and then leave you be to purchase the condom!

FcK that mill worm. I take my box of magnum xl's and tell the checkout girl, "you could be feeling all this," she blushes and then I number close her, fk her two days later, and then find out that she's only 16:crazy:

 

[BlackJackal]

I never ever seen how a man could be embarrest when buying condoms. If anything people (that shouldn't be in your business anyway) would get the empression that you're getting some ass. I would(and have) gone as far as shopping for condoms with either a woman that you're doing/gonna do, or a fine woman thats working there or shopping and ask for suggestions, just for fun.

 

[rsxtreme]

The only thing you should be embarrassed about is maybe buying tampons, not condoms! :crackup:

haha, that would be pretty embarassing

 

[penkitten]

doesnt your town have a free health department?
come on, they give them out free there.

 

[Cash]

More proof of the feminization of men.

Here's my tip for buying condoms:

Enter store Clint Eastwood style, choose selected item, then boldly approach checkout before proceeding to slam selected item on top of counter. If the female assistant doesnt at least blush, you have not slammed hard enough (Apply that same philosophy to sex).

Opening instructions should be on box.

 

[TheNewGuy]

More proof of the feminization of men.

Here's my tip for buying condoms:

Enter store Clint Eastwood style, choose selected item, then boldly approach checkout before proceeding to slam selected item on top of counter. If the female assistant doesnt at least blush, you have not slammed hard enough (Apply that same philosophy to sex).

Opening instructions should be on box.

Ahahahha thats good.

By the way, the aluminum in condom wrappers sets off the alarms at the airport. So when they tell you to empty your pockets, you need to empty your pockets.

I planned to do some macking on a family vacation.

 

[KillaCam]

Buying condoms is a lot fun. Why be scared about it?

A few weeks ago I managed to pick up the checkout girls number while buying a pack of Trojans. It's suprising what a box of rubbers and a wink can do.

 

[skip2mylou781]

i just bought condoms with 2 girls yesterday that i ****ed 10 minutes after buying them......we made it obvious that it was for us, and it wasnt EMBARASSING, it was FUNNY