"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Buying a girl a present

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Should I buy ( . )( . )'s mother a present after I anally ripped her apart the other night?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No, it's for your mother that you live with you loser.

Damn, when I'm 30 I hope I'm not posting on a message board regarding how to get chicks.
 
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lol hopefully by your shameful tantrum I just answered your "should I buy her a present" question. Let your anger be your guide my bl0wjobless friend.

A thankyou would have been nicer though.:up:..or you could just send me the money you would have blown (pun not intended) rewarding this b!tch for your inadequicies.
 
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