"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Butterface....should I?

jumpingjackflash90

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Just recently started talking to this girl,believe she's just turned 23. Her body is quite banging but her face is a different story. lol She initiated our contact not long after I got out of a serious relationship. Seems to like chasing dudes as well....

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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yeah brah...tap that. lol
 

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I've never seen an ugly girl with my d!ck in her mouth... I'll take an ugly face over a fat @ss any day.
 

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Wow that face has some major wear & tear for 23! I'm betting she's a party chick & has dabbled in plenty of drugs. Not judging! that's just what it looks like to me. You might want to double bag it, I can't lie after a few beers I'd prolly hit it. Pictures usually suck & they look better in person, go for it man.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LMFAO

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Bang her from behind, it's all good.
 

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How do you know she is not being economical about her age? She apprars more like a 35 years old. For a guy in his 30s she is fine. Unless you are a young guy with a milf fetish.

As a guy in his 30s, I'd do her.
 
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