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[toasttopper1879]

During a important but informal office discussion today which i was in the centre of,a girl present asked out load if I had any underware on.Everyone went quiet so i quietly asked the girl why she thought my underware was relevant to the discussion.She replied that she'd be looking at my butt for 5 mins but said at least she was honest.She was deadly serious.
Now should I assume this girl has some interest or should I shrug it off as a joke.
My ego deflated 40 minutes later as the same girl vomited and had to go home,and the office are blaming the sight of my behind as the cause.

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by toasttopper1879
My ego deflated 40 minutes later as the same girl vomited and had to go home,and the office are blaming the sight of my behind as the cause.

Bwaaahahahahahaha Man that's funny shyt.

But in all seriousness, she probably puked from looking at your ass.

 

[flyinshark]

Funny

Do u think u have a nice butt? Did u wear underwear? If u answered no to any of these questions, then the story is pretty sad. Otherwise, i think u have nothing to worry about. She probably puked because of some food she has eaten or alcohol she might have drank.

 

[toasttopper1879]

Aye of course I got a nice butt and no I dont wear underwear.Reason she puked is cos theres a nasty virus going round the building,but I thought it was funny.
Still cant believe she came out with such a statement though.

 

[Devil_In_Disguise]

The answer you were looking for was "there's only one way to find out. *wink*"

 

[Layla]

Originally posted by toasttopper1879
no I dont wear underwear.

What the hell??

Why dont you wear underwear?

 

[wavejams007]

Ditto Layla. There is a difference between a girl and a guy going without underwear.

 

[DJDamage]

A guy needs to wear underwear - he needs his support for his boys other wise he will be flipping and flopping, not to mention if you wear a nice pair of pants they will stink after a hot sweaty day or eating at taco bell.

 

[flyinshark]

Originally posted by wavejams007
Ditto Layla. There is a difference between a girl and a guy going without underwear.

*being shocked* Take that as surprising news, toasttopper1879!

 

[toasttopper1879]

maybe its a english thing lads i dont know,but the reason i dont is cos i reckon its bloody uncomfy.
besides,why cover up a butt this cute too much.

 

[zolo]

I never wear them either

 

[Alpha Male]

Originally posted by toasttopper1879
maybe its a english thing lads i dont know,but the reason i dont is cos i reckon its bloody uncomfy.
besides,why cover up a butt this cute too much.

It's NOT an english thing. I am not affiliated with this no underwear thing LOL

 

[wavejams007]

Toasttopper and Zolo, how many times do you guys have to wash your pants?

By the way, call me stupid, but what does LOL stand for?

 

[flyinshark]

LOL stands for "laughing out loud". You use it when you are laughing hard. Additionally, there is the ROFL, which means "rolling on the floor laughing", and LMAO "laughing my ass off"....

Is there also a ROFLMAO ? -> "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off" I think i saw it somewhere.

Hope this helps in being a great don juan

 

[toasttopper1879]

i presume by pants you mean trousers.I expect like most i change my trousers several times a day,like after work n that.As long as i keep me arse clean then there wont be a problem.Trousers dont ride up yer arse like underwear does.
Go on boys be brave.Try it for a day.

 

[wavejams007]

Thanks for the info, Flyingshark. And Toasttopper, I think I'll pass on the challenge. Pants=trousers

 

[Ice Cold]

She probably got embarassed and went home.



Or maybe you forgot to wipe your ass that day.