"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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burning sensation after sex

xiola

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you know what im talking about, your drunk as ****, you have sex, then as soon as you finish, you go piss and cant get rid of it all. i spent an hour pissing last night before i could pass out, lol

anyonw know how to get this to stop?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Big Eee Zee

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biology my boy. when you jizz, your bladder is kinda pinched off, so you cant piss where you shouldn't. After sex, it takes a while to relax. Not a damn thing you can do, except piss before, or stop having so much drunken sex.
 

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get your blood sugar checked -- if you have a sugar prob then drinking is gonna play hell on your tool....
 

penkitten

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if could be as simple as too much rough sex, or kidney or bladder infection and it could be as hard as an std . if it doesnt go away in a day or so, go to a dr and find out what is the matter.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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xiola

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thanks for the answers. it goes away right afterwards so its not a std. Zee sounds right. it burns, then i have to squeeze it out, then a few minutes later it burns again, then squeeze again

maybe piss right before sex and try to wait as long as possilbe after sex to piss again
i guess thats the only option
 

TxCowboy

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Originally posted by xiola
thanks for the answers. it goes away right afterwards so its not a std. Zee sounds right. it burns, then i have to squeeze it out, then a few minutes later it burns again, then squeeze again

maybe piss right before sex and try to wait as long as possilbe after sex to piss again
i guess thats the only option
its normal .... u have to flush all that giz out first and then you should drink lots of water .... and YES if this keeps up for days at a time , then you need to get STD checked ..
 

The Bad Ass Canadian

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It's common. I get it... especially when I'm dehydrated. I was sure I had chlamydia last week, but I got checked and it was negative. Doc said I was probably not drinking enough water, and he was right.

After sex, a burning feeling is pretty common, and it goes away after a bit.
 

sidewind3r

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i get that same thing when i'm dehydrated, i know exactly what you mean. make sure to drink at least 5 glasses of water a day.
 

Q-Pid

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Don't pee until about an hour after sex. This should solve your problem.

The burning sensation you feel is in the prostrate gland. And it's because you're mixing semen with urin in it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Sapiens

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Have it check out.

Always use protection, do it.

You only have one body, take good care of it, since it is the only one you got until you croak!

-Sapiens
 
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