"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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BUNK is here!!!

Bunk 040

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Okay this is Bunk and 15 y/o and is a sophmore at an all-boys shool. I'll be the captain on varsity basketball next year, now I bet you're wondering why I need this mASF then. Because I wasn't picking up B*TCHES! DUH! (I frequent mASF from weekly)

I'm close to a PUA or DJ whatever you want to call it. If I'm alone doing something I'll talk to any chick I see anywhere and at anytime. I have yet to lose my virginity though, because some sh*t I won't get into. I did just about everything else though.

Now this is a cool as site, but it has so many damn Keyboard Jockeys and if you are one of these people I have to say "Get Pvssy, B*tch." I probably won't post here alot but I will certainly grace you all with my presence.

So yeah, I'm new here and will be here for a while.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Smooth as Anything

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Rather arrogant for an ignorant 15 year old.

Enjoy your stay.
 

oakraiderz2

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Do you want a cookie for you accomplishments?
 

Porky

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Haha. This guy's got it because he's an arrogant *******. Chances are he's telling the truth.

I've met people like you before. I can't say I'm impressed, but I expect you can back up your words with action.
 

Bombshell

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Well you are confident at least for your age but you definately have a lot to learn. And with your attitutde i somehow get the feeling that you suck at keeping a LTR. You may not be an AFC but "you are pathetic in your own way."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Evil-Rom

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Originally posted by TheGothicCowboy
what are PUA and mASF?
Pick Up Artist and alt.seduction.fast
 

LikRetsam

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Originally posted by Bunk 040
Okay this is Bunk and 15 y/o and is a sophmore at an all-boys shool. I'll be the captain on varsity basketball next year, now I bet you're wondering why I need this mASF then. Because I wasn't picking up B*TCHES! DUH! (I frequent mASF from weekly)

I'm close to a PUA or DJ whatever you want to call it. If I'm alone doing something I'll talk to any chick I see anywhere and at anytime. I have yet to lose my virginity though, because some sh*t I won't get into. I did just about everything else though.

Now this is a cool as site, but it has so many damn Keyboard Jockeys and if you are one of these people I have to say "Get Pvssy, B*tch." I probably won't post here alot but I will certainly grace you all with my presence.

So yeah, I'm new here and will be here for a while.
Funny guy. As Obi once told Anakin:
"You shall learn your place young one."
 

Porky

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Re: Re: BUNK is here!!!

Originally posted by LikRetsam
Funny guy. As Obi once told Anakin:
"You shall learn your place young one."
Haha. He isn't any ruder than you are, Lik.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BenPW-DJNewbie

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Your pretty ****y. Tone it down. This site isnt just about 'getting B*****es either. It's also about self improvement. And you look like oyu could be a KJ yourself...
 
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Dude you're a dummy. It's one thing being a ****y guy but the straight up arrogant guys 9 times outta 10 won't do sh!t when it comes down to it cause there pretenders. Dude you only touching ladies in you're head. Get outta here fool. And you've been gone of this site for about 4 years or something I saw you post in anotha theard yet you come back and search thru the fourms for you're old posts and bump em. You're an idiot.
 

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TonyWongButOhSoRite said:
Dude you're a dummy. It's one thing being a ****y guy but the straight up arrogant guys 9 times outta 10 won't do sh!t when it comes down to it cause there pretenders. Dude you only touching ladies in you're head. Get outta here fool. And you've been gone of this site for about 4 years or something I saw you post in anotha theard yet you come back and search thru the fourms for you're old posts and bump em. You're an idiot.
LOL you mad cause you aint getting no *****. I aint been here cause I dont need to be. Im here tryna help lames like yourself get some self esteem, you no confidence having LAME. You probably a virgin. lmao
 
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Oh yes thats it. You really found me out. I'd love to argue with you but I got a date with you're moms. Bye Bye Now!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ElStud

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He is right about one thing, this board is populated with a bunch of KBJ's. There are just so many people here who talk sh*t, give advice and act superior to everyone else when they don't have any real proof of WHY they should be able to do those things. Besides, even if they do get any, no real DJ would ever be as ****y or rude as these guys. Common thing that all keyboard jockies have in common is that they'll get p1ssed and start arguments with you if you doubt or don't take their advice. And alot of these guys give... questionable advice.
 

Bonez

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He is also a troll.

But hey, if thats all the entertainment you kids have then yeahhhhhh.....

19 or 15?

kbj hollaaaaa

you know what it is hey

The drama at this site amazes me. Quit being so simp kids, get some real action in your lives. Quit trying to one up some internet chump. Even if hes coming here to laugh at you then hes got more hobbies than you do.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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Bonez said:
The drama at this site amazes me. Quit being so simp kids, get some real action in your lives. Quit trying to one up some internet chump. Even if hes coming here to laugh at you then hes got more hobbies than you do.
I agree. Stuff over the internet means close to nothing.
For example... you can game girls online... but when it comes to real life, you freeze up and act like a loser.

Help yourself.. make some improvement and show that you're better because you don't go on the internet anymore.
Thats where we all should be heading towards, this site should help people not need to rely on a website for anything.
 

ElStud

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Honestly though, this forum would 100x better if people would just stop bragging, talking sh*t, spamming, trolling and overall acting like jerks to make themselves feel superior to others. And overall, if you don't get p*ssy, stop acting like you do.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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ElStud said:
Honestly though, this forum would 100x better if people would just stop bragging, talking sh*t, spamming, trolling and overall acting like jerks to make themselves feel superior to others. And overall, if you don't get p*ssy, stop acting like you do.
It's easy to lie over the internet haha
Can't take anything illogical seriously...

The internet is sort of dangerous though... because you only have logic to use, you can't read body language, facial expressions, tone of voice etc. online.

It's mostly bad heh
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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