"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bumps On My D!ck!!???

miniPIMPIN

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ok well i think i got an std and i need help. wtf should i do?? im only 15 and i saw a wart on my stuff and there are all kinds of little bumps on the shaft!!!?? what is this? can i still have sex? please help!!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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clix

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did you even have sex to get it? STD's dont just fly around in the air.
 

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You should go to the doctor is what you should do and find out what it is. Warts are common though and they really won't hurt or anything, but even if you have them removed, you can still pass them onto ppl when you have sex, even with a condom. So enjoy!
 

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Depending on the size of these bumps, you might not have to worry. There are small hair follicles on every man's member that you won't notice unless you are frantically analyzing your penor for stds. I suggest comparing pictures of genital warts to these bumps. Genital warts, AKA HPV, are very distinctive. It is also the most common STD. It's a shame Merck's vaccine for it is only for women.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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When in doubt, check with a doctor. Before its too late and you have to cut it off.

No, just kidding.

Seriously though.
 

I.A.F.Y.B.

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From askmen.com:

Fordyce spots
"Plenty of guys have Fordyce spots on their penises -- and they all think something's wrong with them. Fordyce spots are those little white spots on the skin of the penis and/or testicles."

"What to do: These spots are harmless and no, you can't get rid of them so stop trying. When it comes to all things sex, they cause absolutely no hindrance so they shouldn't affect your love life in any way."

But, incase it is somthing I would get it checked out.
 

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also check it out on wikipedia ..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

Fordyce's spots, or Fordyce granules are small, painless, raised, white or pale spots or bumps 1 to 3 mm in diameter that may appear on the shaft of the penis or on the labia[1]


They are non-infectious and a totally natural occurrence on the body. Men sometimes consult with a dermatologist because they are worried they may have a sexually transmitted disease (especially genital warts) or some form of cancer, but this is not the case.
 
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