"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bulls vs. Celtics

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I can't believe no one has brought this up yet. This is hands down the best series in NBA playoff history. It has it all blood, sweat, tears, you name it. It just keeps getting better and better. I predict a 4OT buzzer beating game winner by Ben Gordon for Game 7.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL and I predict and easy win for the Celtics on Game 7 :)


Yea its been a great series, this gives more time for Garnett to rest up for The Finals :)
 

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EA Gold said:
LOL and I predict and easy win for the Celtics on Game 7 :)
Are you kidding me? What makes you think the bulls wont come up and put up a fight? If they have an easy win then they should have had easy wins at their other home games. Foolish. The bulls are gonna get up in that ass.
 

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DJDamage said:
The home crowd gave the edge for both teams in this series, therefore I have to give it to the C untics.
Not true. Bulls won game 1 in Boston, Boston won game 3 in Chicago.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EA Gold said:
LOL and I predict and easy win for the Celtics on Game 7 :)


Yea its been a great series, this gives more time for Garnett to rest up for The Finals :)
:yes:
 

War Against Betaism

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This series was filled with highlights and memorable plays (The Bulls and Celtics have A LOT OF of material to work with for their "Where Will Amazing Happen This Year?" campaign for next year's postseason), but the quality of basketball wasn't nearly as good imo. Rose didn't step up, he was passive this entire series, Noah seems to forget that he's able to score the ball too, Pierce and Allen were on and off the entire series, and just some terrible coaching on both sides.

Save for game 7, I enjoyed the Suns-Lakers series in 2006 more.
 
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