"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bruising from Workouts

Desdinova

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Does anyone else get bruising from workouts? I noticed that my left bicep develops a small bruise a day or two after a workout.

Unless I'm doing something else to cause it and just not noticing.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Skilla_Staz

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Most likely you're doing something else.

Are you hitting yourself with dumbells when you curl? If thats the case then theres two problems,

Poor form,
And you're hitting yourself

Either that or you might have a slight strain. I think strains and pulls can cause bruising.
 

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Sometimes I get muscle soreness, but I've never bruised myself from weight lifting. Kickboxing is another story though.
 

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Might have a very small tear.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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