"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Brother In Law's Sister???

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Hi... I want to get with my Brother In Law's sister... The Problem is though is that she is 10 years older than me and wouldn't take me seriously at all and I don't won't her to be wierded out. How do I go about seducing this girl and getting her interested in me? I don't see her often
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't even bother with this sh1t. Your life is not a soap opera.
 
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So, you want to tap a BIL's sister:what will he think about it? will it strain your relationship with him? If it does,will it strain the relationship your sister has[he's mad at you and she sticks up for you]?

Short answer, you could cause marital problems for your sister trying to get laid. If you think this is a good idea,I have a better one-superglue your little buddy to your leg. That way you'll keep him and you out of trouble
 
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