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Don Juan
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Can't stop laughing at this one!
Do it the ninja style! Go to her place while her parents are sleeping. Just remember to put the pillow on her face...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bringing girls home
- Thread starter johnmich
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Do it the ninja style! Go to her place while her parents are sleeping. Just remember to put the pillow on her face...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
johnmich
Senior Don Juan
Thanks for the replies guys. I think ill jus go get a lock.
The only thing left now is my sqeaky bed and the occasionally creaky floorboards.
The only thing left now is my sqeaky bed and the occasionally creaky floorboards.