"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well guys in between football practice I was bored one day and was looking through my DVD's. And I came across it...Futurama. I was thinking "man I havn't seen this in a LONG time!" So I popped it in and I forgot how funny this was! It's just the most creative show I've ever seen. 'Comon guys if you havn't seen Futurama, it's better than the Simpsons and we should bring it back.

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Please sign the petition so we can get back one of the best shows that was on. :)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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isnt it on in the USA i think i seen it not that long ago so im not aware of it being canceled in the Uk either way it is a great tv program.
 
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I enjoy watching it, and there are some funny instances, but all in all, I don't find it to be that funny. A lot of the jokes are way too obvious and just aren't very funny. There's a lot of "Hehe, that was clever" jokes, but very few laugh-out-loud ones like in the Simpsons and Family Guy. The Simpsons and Family Guy are great because they have the perfect mix of subtle jokes that only certain people will get, and just great dumb jokes that everyone will get and love.
 
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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I enjoy watching it, and there are some funny instances, but all in all, I don't find it to be that funny. A lot of the jokes are way too obvious and just aren't very funny. There's a lot of "Hehe, that was clever" jokes, but very few laugh-out-loud ones like in the Simpsons and Family Guy. The Simpsons and Family Guy are great because they have the perfect mix of subtle jokes that only certain people will get, and just great dumb jokes that everyone will get and love.
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i know what you mean by its not laugh out loud funny. but i just REALLY like the stories they have, i find it interesting. I just think that it's really creative. It doesn't really need to make me laugh for me to enjoy it. You know, I'll watch it and think "heh thats funny."


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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