"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Breast Touch...!
- Thread starter G-Theory
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
realsmoothie
Master Don Juan
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Jeez, I'm not very quick this morning. Took me like thirty seconds to get the joke.
md3sign
Senior Don Juan
lol what a pimp
Ll Principe
Don Juan
A pimp?
He paid to touch her breast, I bet if he were more clever he would have touched them without paying.
Also, it shows how CRUEL woman are and how easily they can be persuaded by money.
He paid to touch her breast, I bet if he were more clever he would have touched them without paying.
Also, it shows how CRUEL woman are and how easily they can be persuaded by money.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Ll Principe said:
HA apparently that went over your head as well...
The guy shows up..pays the woman to fondle her breats, and it turns out the money he just gave her is the money he owed the man. He was giving the money back no matter what, might as well have some fun with it.
L777
Master Don Juan
lol thats piss funny...girls quite hot as well...who said 4/10...shes a 7 for her age at least!