"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SgtSplacker

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Second girl I meet online that tells me she had a breast reduction and I get really disappointed. I don't even want to talk to her now. I feel like she is a communist enemy.

I know you guys are gonna tell me i'm immature for this right?

lol...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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are you going after fat chicks?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
Tell her you had penile reduction. :D
Not a bad idea, i'd have to wait till I was in front of her so I could see her face, lol.
 

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No not immature. I think its weird as fvck for a chick to get breast reductions. I mean if she had some mutant titties, and she had a slipped disc from it, I could understand, but this would be rare.
 

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^^aye

The women in my family (fathers side) all have DD. My cousin had a J sized bra once after having a child. Damn!!

any hoo, my sister had a breast reduction in her mid 30's because her back was having problems from it.
 

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Dear Sgt Splacker,
Sam Spade is right,really large brveasts can be too much of a good thing...Many Girls overdo it with inplants...anything more than a mouthful is a waste LOL...
I had a nice English Bird had huge knockers,had them reduced at the age of sixteen,still big...problem was in the operation they destroyed the nerves that gave sensitivity to her Nvipples...Boobs like that do get in the wayLOL.
 
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I agree... I went out with a girl that had breast reduction and I've gone out with girls that have had breast implants... in both cases sensitivity was decreased for the breast reduction...and her back pain didn't go away so it wasn't really any help... and the other breast implants made her nipples hard 24/7... so I don't know... it's a self esteem issue... I don't think in either case it helped them become better people...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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what movie was it that the guy said "breast reduction?!...thats like slapping God in the face!"
 

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I'd like to see a little more dedication in the boob department here. Clearly breasts are very important things worthy of some sacrifice.

The back problem is minimal in my opinion. A brace can be worn, obviously they are not being held enough by men leaving the spine to absorb all the strain. I mean think about it, if you have extra boobage enlist some tit aficionados to help you get around. I don't have a problem holding a pretty ladies cans while she shops or maybe showers. Think of them like a seeing eye dog, a type of tit support buddy!

I mean WTF if I have to carry a child around for example, i'm not gonna cut parts of him off just to feel better am I! That's BARBARIC! A breast is a living thing, it shows mood and emotion through the stiffening and relaxation of the nipples. Clearly a sign of intelligent life. They provide food and comfort. I frown upon breast mutilation. They have rights too!

Do I need to create a webpage for the registration and deployment of tit support buddies!
 

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Dear Splacker,
You have made your dedication to the Mammaries almost a calling LOL.
 

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Ya, the operation seems barbaric, but the final results especially for older woman can be relatively spectacular. I have encountered this twice recently in an affluent part of California and doctors here can produce amazing results. Scare lines can be difficult to find. And neither of the two woman even needed bras for support.
 

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samspade said:
Some chicks get back problems if their breasts are too big. If they're so big that a woman wants them reduced, then it's probably more than enough. I mean at a certain point really big breasts just look kind of gross, if they're too big.
I remember having this discussion with a fellow expat. He had a great line:

A big set of t!ts makes virtually any otherwise plain & uninteresting woman instantly become hot.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Unfortunately...off the top of my head, I can name at least 9 women I know who had breast reduction surgery under the impression that it would help their oft-reported "back" problems.

However, after the deed was done, 7 or 8 of them STILL said they experienced "back" problems.

The Hardcore Truth is that most of these women that I speak of seem to have undergone this procedure in a failed attempt to AVOID dealing with their REAL problem:

An overall WEIGHT issue.

From my observations, I can honestly say that most of them them seem to have had self-esteem issues, NEVER seriously exercised, and actually put on MORE weight "after" they went under the knife.




V.U.
 

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I dumped two chicks who had breast reductions both were 8.5HBs...one is a doctor now.
Selfish...I had my fun...the scars bugged me though....something about defacing a work of art.
 
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