"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Breakfast foods?

thebob

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I've been wondering for a while...Certain foods (eggs, sausage, oatmeal, etc.) are supposed to be breakfast foods. Is there any nutritional basis for this?

Basically what I'm wondering is, would it be just as good to eat a chicken breast with a salad for breakfast as it would any other time of day?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Reto

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Yeah. Why not. Food is just fuel to run and rebuild teh body. It can't tell the difference...
 

madgame

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Most people wouldnt even go there, but it doesnt matter.
 

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day...What i do is I eat a tablespoon of peanut butter (natural peanut butter) oatmeal with fruits on top and a glass of milk...
 

Shiftkey

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day...What i do is I eat a tablespoon of peanut butter (natural peanut butter) oatmeal with fruits on top and a glass of milk...
Every day? Aren't you tired of this?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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