"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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this place is amazing.

all the women can see you in 3-D!

you can change ur clothes on ur 3-D picture in less than 1 min.

you can also lift weights and run to better that body and posture.

to browse the women is simple.

you just have to go outside or to a local establishment..most of these PLACES EVEN SERVE THIS THING CALLED ALCOHAL...which will help you relax and the more she drinks the better your chances are.

this new place even guarentees you could get a kiss on the first encounter!

now this sounds to good to be true right.

well its FREE and people have been doing it for thousands of years!


now please push ur chair back, stand up..and walk directly outside!


welcome to the real world!



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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sad....but very true. I give it two thumbs up because its the honest truth:)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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yeah? join the real world like you?

did you carry you're computer outside with ya into the real world too?
 
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yea ive been a member for a couple of years now....they measure your success by how many 3d woman you ****ed instead of how many posts you have
 
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Someone just turned 21 LOL
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
yea ive been a member for a couple of years now....they measure your success by how many 3d woman you ****ed instead of how many posts you have
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nice
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Where is alchohol free?
 
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I think the funny thing here is. He has to get girls drunk to have a chance to F**k them.

Originally posted by frivolousz21
most of these PLACES EVEN SERVE THIS THING CALLED ALCOHAL...which will help you relax and the more she drinks the better your chances are.
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Ignorant f**k half the guys here are here BECAUSE THEY CANT PICKUP AT BARS AND CLUBS. You should realy consider what you type before you type it so you dont make yourself look like a idiot.
 
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FYck you black Italian.


you cant hold my jock....infact you arent worthy of shyt...dont post on my threads again.


did I say anything about saying you have to drink to help you get women?

ur sensative pyssy ass cant comprehend what the real world as I described it is like.


btw you fycking pyssy...I work 50 hours a week on a CPU....thats why im here.

you pyssys always gotta rip the genius!

now go load ur hand up with oil and wack away.
 
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:crackup: hilarious man.

gotta say, i got this spam/junk email this morning, and here's the subject: "Chat with girls you can actually meet and date.qim "

i thought to myself, hmm...wouldn't that be real life?? haha.
 
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ummm, no, people haven't been doing it in thousand of years, stone age cave men don't date like that, hell, i doubt they even dated
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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ohhhhhhh somebodys MAD!! haha.
the more she drinks the better your chances are.
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This clearly means that you have more success with drunk girls.

ur sensative pyssy ass cant comprehend what the real world as I described it is like.
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Dont jump to conclusions you dont know enough about me to make that observation. I could be a guy that sits at home all weekend then again i could be a guy that goes clubbing every weekend.

btw you fycking pyssy...I work 50 hours a week on a CPU....thats why im here.
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Stop making excuses for being here obviously at one time or another you had women problems now you crticize people for trying to figure out theres because they do it on the internet.

Pfttt i had a look at your past post your a net junkie which also makes you a hypocrite.

Bye
 
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First off id like to apologize...

im running on 13 hours of sleep over 3 nights and I am just exhasted.

I have no reason or right to lash out on you.

I only wrote this post because of the increaase in internet dating site posts.

it was purely meant as joke.

I did come here in sept of 04..needed some game rejuvenation.

and I rolled 5 weeks of a bootcamp.

best thing ive done with women.

so I was trying to encourage the guys who wont make approaches besides online to get out htere and get there in person game going first. :cheer:
 
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Apology accepted and I do totally agree with you that the increase in internet dating sites is a bad influence on people with low self esteem it only encourages them to stay locked in doors instead of encouraging them to get out in the real world and meet real girls face to face.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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