"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Brain farts, explain your dumbest moment with a HB!

Dannyrt34

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Alright I feel like having some fun, I'm bored tonight. So I'd like to hear some stories about something dumb you said to a girl you just met, or any approach story that you did something embarrasing.

One of mine was very recent, just last saturday night. I met this one girl that I kept talking to throughout the night at a club. I noticed she kept ripping on other guys to me saying stuff like "Could you stay here with me a few minutes that guy over there is scaring me.". Or "This guy wouldn't leave me alone"

Anyway at the end of the night when I was about to leave I decided I'm going to get her number before I go.

So I walk up to her and say

Danny: So, did you meet any hot guys here tonight.
HB: Yeah! I met this one guy his names Danny.

(Uh oh, she likes me. Yes I did something Right!)

Danny: damn, I got some competition then huh?
HB: (Playful hits my arm) Yeah, you better watch out.
Danny: Oh that's ok, you can have him, because I met this one girl her name is..... uhhh.

(I was going to say the HB's name that I was talking to but I forgot it... $HIT!)

Danny: Um
(At this point I was at a loss for words, since I already started saying that sentence, I was trying to think of a way to redeem myself)
Danny: OH yea, her name was Ashley!
HB: Who's Ashley
Danny: I told you, you got some competition too.

(I just made that name up, but I'm hopin this works)

HB: Well then where is she?
(Crap I think she knows)
Danny: She's my imaginary friend.
Danny: No just kidding, it's really you I was referring to.
HB: Haha I knew it!
Danny: Your so smart. But here, put your number in my phone, I'm leaving but I'd love to talk to you again.

I hand her the phone, she puts her NAME and number in there, I guess I sorta did a good job at redeeming myself. Now let's here some more guys, make us laugh!
 

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i am me

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that was a good save. but i woulda prolly jus been like "umm ya, wuts her name again?" and she woulda thought it was a joke

i think i forgot this girls name and i danced wit her like 3 times in one nite. i had to ask her name all 3 times hahah
 

SamePendo

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I had noticed this hb in the gym from some time, but always from a distance. One day I have the opportunity to talk etc to her, and well, I started the usual fluff talk and all. I was in a chatty mood so we chatted. I BSed her with some fictitious jobs I had, etc, talked about her, etc.

Like one month later I notice this other hb I had also seen from some time before, and, the opportunity presents itself, and I go into my thing. Feeling chatty again. Approach, talk, etc. She BSed ME about her jobs and all. I was like, great! Some intriguing chick! I insist on what she does for a living, she looks at me wierdly, and tells me about it... then I tell her ¨oh! what a coincidence! I knew this chick some time ago that did the same thing. . . ¨ (pause for me realizing how much of a dumb **** I am as she was laughing).
 

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I once didn't bring cash on a date, and forgot my credit card's pin number, so I rooted through the girl's purse looking for some cash. She walked in on me, but luckily a table blocked her view. Got away with $10 (not as much as I hoped, but enough).
 

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One of the best looking women on campus recognized my grasp of the subject matter in a computer class and asked if she could study with me.
After a pretty decent study session, she asked if I'd like to join her at the campus commissary for a bite to eat.
I mumbled something very stupid in reply and went home.
Still kicking myself for that one...
 

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I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

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Oh god I hate my self for this one. At my birthday party I was talking to this girl (Typical Blonde HB 8.5 nice and busty) and she says "Oh so it's your birthday? Happy Birthday!" and gives me a hug. So I say "Hey that was a pretty cool hug but can I have a birthday kiss?" and she gives me a big wet toungue kiss. I don't know what was going on in my head, but there was this other guy there and I thought they were a couple so i thought "Meh she's a slut you got a kiss but just leave it at that" and walk away (which probably made her even more intrested).

So later on she comes back to me and gives me definite 101's. She's stroking my face and telling me how soft my skin is blablabla. At this stage I'm kind of drunk plus there's the whole idea I set in to my head that I don't want anything from her and on top of that it's my party so I'm kind of concerned about the guests and keeping them happy. I say "Don't touch me, go and kiss (this AFC guy)" and sort of push her of my lap.

LAter on I hear from my friend that she was going on about how hot I am and she wants to **** me right on the spot. He was going to tell me but another girl said "Nono [Amigu] will pick up on her moves" which makes sence because her "moves" were about as subtle as an elephant in a porcelan store. I still managed to **** up what is in my mind the perfect first time. Fun drunken sex with no obligations. Ah well. C'est La Vie.
 

GloriouslyInsane

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Telling an explicit,insulting blonde joke to a natural blonde.
 

Docs

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Haha, I loved when I walked outside of this store and saw this eye-poking blonde walking. Well, you know how I would of said "Hi", no, instead we caught each other's EC, and we both looked away, and caught ourselves again...and she kept walking.

It was only after 3 seconds did the 'Oh Sh!t!' reaction kick in... sigh.

That, and it's taken me 4 years to figure out that this one chick has always liked me...and we've had our moments too, haha.

This sounds like the most obvious comeon you missed thread XD
 
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