"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bradford wins Heisman

CP3WOO

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Sam Bradford is a mother f***er! I hope Tebow and the Gators eat his lunch! Boomer Sooner can suck my cod!

GEAUX TIGERS!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i too hope the sooners get their asses kicked....
the heisman should be given to a man..and bradford can't take a hit like one..during the texas tech game he got sacked and couldn't handle it so he started whining like a *****...
tebow is a real man.

oklahoma shouldn't even be in the finals...texas kicked their ass...and only loss to texas tech by one play that didn't really prove anything..and we all found out how much of a fluke they were
 

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Not to mention Bobby Stoops is king douche!
 
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