Brad Pitt's size is small???

[alnite]

I don't want to sound gay. This one has puzzled me for quite awhile. When women run into naked pics of Brad Pitt on Google, they screamed in panic and claimed how small his member was. Seriously, I don't think it's *that* small, and the pics that these female friends of mine showed me, showing it in its flaccid state. If you are curious, go Google.

I don't get this. That's the size of what most nude/naked pictures/sculptures. They don't scream seeing Michelangelo's David's penis, or in all the Renaissance artworks. What on earth are these women seeing/thinking/imagining. Some of them claim that it destroyed the "illusion"/"imagination" , "not with that body", etc etc.

Anyone has a clue??

 

[ChrizZ]

I´m guessing he´s some kind of sex god to them, so that they think he must be hung like a horse.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

Women typically don't think of naked scultures and statues in a sexual way. However, Brad Pitt has been on the front burner of women's fantasies for quite a while. And, to find out that your personal "Captain Sexuality" is hung like a young Squirrell on a cold day, well, that crushes the ego. Women would rather keep up the idea that his is packing a huge tool, just as men would like to think that Angelina Jolies breasts are always going to be firm and perky.

 

[funnydude]

I think you're gay for thinking about this for more than two seconds... and I choose not to Google such things

 

[musclyjerk]

Why are chicks showing you photos of Brad Pitts penis!! ?

..and why can't I find it on Google to laugh at?

The Muscly Jerk

 

[Lust]

Why are chicks showing you photos of Brad Pitts penis!! ?

..and why can't I find it on Google to laugh at?

The Muscly Jerk

Yeah, laugh at.

*Wink*

I don't see why this is even worth posting about, how is this going to improve your game?

 

[musclyjerk]

Because penis size anxiety ruins your game.

The Muscly Jerk

 

[fertileTurtle]

I´m guessing he´s some kind of sex god to them, so that they think he must be hung like a horse.

His size is probably not the only misconception some women have about Brad Pitt. The funny thing is, one can have a small package and still have women at his whims.

 

[Poll]

I don't want to sound gay. This one has puzzled me for quite awhile.

Obsessing over a man's package, nah it's not gay at all.

 

[Scorched]

I can only hope it was cold at the photoshoot...
Or maybe he just takes cold showers... a lot...

 

[Wyldfire]

Oh for the love of God...will you guys get off your Brad Pitt obsession? Yeah, he's a good actor but honestly, he is NOT God's gift to women. He's not even all that good looking. Men are way more obsessed with him than women are...it's kinda sad, actually. And for crying out loud STOP looking at naked pictures of him you freaks! Gross! *shakes head*

 

[MacAvoy]

Let's get a link in here folks. I'm not shy. Must be the insecure teenagers who have to call everyone gay cuz they look / think about another guy's c0ck.

I say bring it on. I want to show my g/f, will be a good laugh, I like freakin her out. I tried google but couldn't find it.

 

[squirrels]

I try not to think about the size of other men's penii. Although his genitals would have to be pretty damn small to let Angelina Jolie lead him around on a leash like she's doing.

 

[Rebound Material]

Well, being a celebrity and especially one thats considered a big sex symbol its easy for women to assume that he probably carries a pretty large package. It really does suck for people like that because they have to meet up to their fans expectations.

But really though, this is what I say to all this: If its not my penis, then its not my problem.

 

[Master Bates]

I've seen it on google before. He looks pretty average sized.

 

[funnydude]

If you have penis size anxiety, just remember this: By time they find out, you're already in there. So how does it matter.

If you want to keep her and that is a problem, learn to turn a woman on with your mind and with soft touching, massaging and teasing. If you do all these things, the actual penis is a very small part of an incredible experience she will never forget. And anything will do the job when you've made her feel like this for a while.

 

[LA_Chico]

Homo/10 bro

 

[realsmoothie]

By time they find out, you're already in there. So how does it matter.

:crackup:

 

[diablo]

Just when you think you've seen it all, you come across a thread obsessing over the size of a celebrity's penis.

Good grief.