BPD ex wants to chop my balls off - Please help with damage control (Pics) | Page 2

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

BetterCallSaul

Master Don Juan

Oct 24, 2014

Dgwizdal said:
Alright you talked me into it.

http://tinypic.com/r/2l8w8w1/8

Yep those are real alright. I'm guessing she is mid-20s? The thing is with women with boobs that large, you gotta enjoy them while you can when they're young because once they start getting older, they begin to sag regardless if they've had kids or not. I know this from personal experience so I at least congratulate you on nailing a couple of very full-figured women.

One last question, does she have puffy nipples? You know, very large areola? Most women don't but I've found the few who do, man I love that.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.