"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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saynotoratchetpu$$y

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i contacted this girl 3 months ago trying to get her to end her smear campaign.
she goes around town telling people i beat her which is not true. So i attempted to to convince her to be my friend which didnt work out. she basically started saying i was mean to her blah blah blah and tried to make me say sorry for **** i didnt do (guilt trip). Anyhow i quickly went back to no contact and this girl hits me up 3 months later on face book with lets hang which of course i ignored.

my question is wtf goes on in these girls heads? does she really think im that desperate?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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