"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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zekko

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Anybody here got any stories about confrontations with a girl's boyfriend?
I can't believe we have all these DJs here, hitting on all these women, and no one has gotten into any trouble with one of her boyfriends.

>Munches popcorn<
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Young Juan

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Honestly, most girls I see with boyfriends either tell me they have a boyfriend i.e. I'm not interested and I move on or the boyfriend is right there with them holding their hand. An interesting thing though is I notice quite often that girls I see in passing holding their boyfriends hands eyeball me and make eye contact in passing. We have a moment, I think she puts my face on his body when she fvcks him later, lol
 

In2theGame

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Young Juan said:
Honestly, most girls I see with boyfriends either tell me they have a boyfriend i.e. I'm not interested and I move on or the boyfriend is right there with them holding their hand. An interesting thing though is I notice quite often that girls I see in passing holding their boyfriends hands eyeball me and make eye contact in passing. We have a moment, I think she puts my face on his body when she fvcks him later, lol
And its that stare she gives that says... "damn he's sexy". Its crazy considering shes holding her BFs hand but eye fvckin you. I keep on staring lol.
 
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